1. The difference between bees and wasps.

    Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

    Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

    17 hours ago  /  238,105 notes  /  Source: candlemass

  2. I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.
    Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)

    (via pizza)

    17 hours ago  /  159,206 notes  /  Source: godo2point0

  3. raging-woodcock:

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

    (via sniffing)

    17 hours ago  /  560,559 notes  /  Source: raging-woodcock

  4. dangerhamster:

    safety-officer-barto:

    marimoid:

    omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

    i think straight boys might be gay

    of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

    (via youtube-feels)

    17 hours ago  /  107,909 notes  /  Source: marimoid

  5. mistermurdocnipples:

    ask-putty-buddy:

    anthony-the-talking-clock:

    thelittlejewboy:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

    image

    image

    These are cute

    boop

    im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

    Better reblog.

    (via youtube-feels)

    17 hours ago  /  95,876 notes  /  Source: crybaybe

  6. weaknudes:

    waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

    waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

    (via sniffing)

    17 hours ago  /  148,142 notes  /  Source: thiccthot

  7. bullied:

    not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

    (via sniffing)

    17 hours ago  /  194,139 notes  /  Source: bullied

  8. tinychatting:

    my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

    (via sniffing)

    17 hours ago  /  428,676 notes  /  Source: tinychatting

  9. whackfrost:

    that one person that everybody likes

    but you fucking hate

    (via pizza)

    17 hours ago  /  211,537 notes

  10. starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

    starryluminara:

    shrekfucker69:

    Can I have a source???

    the mirror 

    (via pizza)

    17 hours ago  /  150,570 notes  /  Source: taco-bell-rey